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What do you call a fish with no eyes ? Fish !
Why are fish so smart? They are always in schools!
Which fish go to heaven when they die ? Angelfish !
What bit of fish doesn't make sense ? The piece of cod that passeth all understanding !
What kind of money do fishermen make ? Net profits !
What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand ? Birdsthigh fish fingers !
Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The first one says to the other "can you smell fish?".
What TV game show do fish like best? Name that tuna!
What part of a fish weighs the most ? It's scales !
What do you call a literary fish? Salmon Rushdie!