New jokes
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What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
How long will a floating point operation float?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes - why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?