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What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.
Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.
First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people. First cannibal: Yes, but they're all very unsavory.
Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.
Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.
Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I don't like your friend." The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."
The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."