New jokes
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What's got six legs and can fly long distances ? Three swallows !
Why did the owl, owl ? Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !
What do you call a crate of ducks ? A box of quackers !
What language do birds speak ? Pigeon English !
How do you get a parrot to talk properly ? Send him to polytechnic !
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ? A firequaker !
What is a parrot's favorite game ? Hide and Speak !
What do you call a Scottish parrot ? A Macaw !
What do parrots eat ? Polyfilla !
What do you give a sick bird ? Tweetment !