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The accountant's prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eastern Daylight Saving Time.
Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party: ".......and ninthly..."
What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation.
What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth? His desk is level
How do you know accountants have no imagination? They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.
There are three kinds of accountants in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.
What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? Lost
How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No
When do accountants laugh out loud? When somebody asks for a raise
Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays? They can wear casual clothes to work