New jokes
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What bird tastes just like butter ? A stork !
What's another name for a clever duck ? A wise quacker !
What do owls sing when it is raining ? 'Too wet to woo' !
What flies through the jungle singing opera ? The parrots of Penzance !
What kind of bird opens doors ? A kiwi !
What is a duck's favorite TV show ? The feather forecast !
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ? A bird that will talk you ear off !
What do you call a bird that lives underground ? A mynah bird !
Where do birds invest their money ? In the stork market !
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ? A bird that talks in morse code !