New jokes
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What person strives to ensure safety for horses? Ralph Neighder!
What's another name for an assistant stable cleaner? A co-pile-it!
What's as big as a horse, but weighs nothing? A horses shadow!
What's black and white and turns cartwheels? A piebald horse pulling a cart!
What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse? The ground!
When does a horse neigh? Whinny wants to!
Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses? In the Sir Lance Lot
Where did the newlywed horses stay? In the bridle suite!
Where do you take a sick horse? To the Horspital!
Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse? The psycho-path!