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How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb? Twelve. One to change the bulb, and eleven to do the paperwork.
Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing? He was always standing up on the job!
Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!
Why was the racehorse named Bad News? Because bad news travels fast!
Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice? He was a sherbet!
How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? "I don't know, but I can look it up for you."
How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs; they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.
How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report? Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.
How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb? "In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii, dealing exactly with this issue."