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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ? Take them out their wheelchair.
What's blue and sings alone? - Dan Ackroyd.
Why did the janitor take early retirement? Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.
What kind of hair do oceans have? ...Wavy hair.
Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your grandma's bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snake.
My mother-in-law has got so many double chins it looks like she is peering over a pile of pancakes.
Q. Why do bakers work so hard? A. Because they need the dough
After a visit to the circus, Geoff and Don were discussing the thrills and marvels they had seen. "I didn't think much of the knife thrower, did you?" said Geoff. "I thought he was great!" enthused Don. "Well, I didn't," said Geoff. "He kept throwing those knives at that soppy girl but he didn't hit her once."
Did you hear about the ghoul's favorite hotel? It had running rot and mould in every room.
What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus? The police made him bring it back again.