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The cannibal king was having dinner when a servant came running in. "Your Majesty," he said, "the slaves are revolting!" "You don't have to tell me," said the king. "I'm trying to eat them. "Where did we get these slaves anyway?" "From the country next door," replied the servant. "We must get a new butcher," said the king. "Bring me Delia Smith." "We can't, Your Majesty, she's still cooking for you." "Well, bring her to me once she's crispy enough," said the king.
What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels.
What is the cannibals' favorite game? Swallow my Leader.
What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride.
Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian? He couldn't stop eating swedes.
Cannibal Boy: I've brought a friend home for dinner. Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and we'll have him tomorrow.
A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested, "You can't eat me ? I'm the manager!" "Well," said the cannibal, "soon you'll be a manager in chief."
First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour.
A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?
A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "Hey, you can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks!"