New jokes
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Why did the turkey cross the road ? To prove he wasn't chicken
Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ? Because he didn't have enough guts
Why did the chicken cross the playground ? To get to the other slide
Why did the chicken cross the "net" ? It wanted to get to the other site !
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ? An alarm cluck !
Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
How long do chickens work ? Around the cluck !
Why did the chicken end up in the soup ? Because it ran out of cluck !
What do you call a crazy chicken ? A cuckoo cluck !
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ? She was tickled to death !