New jokes
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What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.
What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.
Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.
Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.
Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh, it's all right. I know what's inside.
What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !
What's yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection.
Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.