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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck? A bird that lays down !
Why don't chickens like people ? They beat eggs !
Why is it easy for chicks to talk ? Because talk is cheep !
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ? She lays hand gren-eggs !
What happened when the chicken ate cement ? She laid a sidewalk !
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ? She kicked the bucket !
Why did the chicken cross the road half way ? He wanted to lay it on the line !
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon? They go on peck-nics !
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ? "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"
Why did the chick disappoint his mother ? He wasn't what he was cracked up to be !