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What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ? One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !
What to you call a Russian flea ? A Moscow-ito !
How do you find where a flea has bitten you ? Start from scratch !
Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ? Robert E Flea !
Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ? "Why are we running so fast ?" said one Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"
What did one flea say to the other after a night out ? Shall we walk home or take a dog ?
What is a flea's favourite book ? The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !
What is the most faithful insect ? A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them !
What insect runs away from everything ? A flee !
What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ? Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !