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What has antlers and sucks blood ? A moose-quito !
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ? To improve his bite !
What is a mosquito's favourite sport ? Skin-diving !
How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ? You slap him and he slaps you back !
What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly ? Try sewing buttons on a mosquito !
What is the most religious insect ? A mosque-ito !
What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code ? A morese-quito !
Why are mosquitos religious ? They prey on you !
What do insects learn at school ? Mothmatics !
How do you make a butterfly ? Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !