New jokes
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Have you seen www.dustbin.com? Yes, but it's a load of rubbish.
Have you seen www.stickytape.com? Yes, I can't tear myself away.
Have you seen www.tame.com? Yes, but I'm not wild about it.
What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.
What sits in the middle of the world wide web ? A very, very big spider !
PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer? Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer? A sore finger.
Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet! Well, you do look a site
Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.
Do you like web jokes? Yes - they're e-larious!