New jokes
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How do you fix a broken website? With stick e-tape.
How do you make rude noises on the Internet? With a whoop e-cushion.
What did Darth Vader say to the Internet? May the force e-with you.
What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? An e-mergency.
What do you call a ghost on the Internet? e-erie.
What do you call an Internet mystery? An e-nigma.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet? I don't know, but it's e-nourmous.
What goes round the middle of the Internet? The e-quator.
What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny.
Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet? Happ-e, Sleep-e, Grump-e, Dope-e and Sneez-e.