New jokes
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May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ? Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !
Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night ! Ed: You were? What did you do ? Ned: I took a bath !
A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. 'Can you give me a room and bath?' he asked the clerk. 'I can give you a room,' the clerk said. 'But you'll have to take the bath by yourself!'
What kind of bath can you take without water? A sun bath.
When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty? The bathtub.
Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-room (bathroom).
What criminal doesn't take baths? A dirty crook.
Why did the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.
What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ? The scum of the earth !
What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle !