New jokes
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What does a bee say before it stings you ? This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !
What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry ? An aero-drone !
What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ? Bugs Bunny !
How do you start an insect race ? One, two, flea - go
What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ? One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !
What to you call a Russian flea ? A Moscow-ito !
How do you find where a flea has bitten you ? Start from scratch !
Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ? Robert E Flea !
Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ? "Why are we running so fast ?" said one Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"
What did one flea say to the other after a night out ? Shall we walk home or take a dog ?