New jokes
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How do fireflies start a race ? Ready steady glow !
If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ? The one in the sugar bowl !
What did one firefly say to the other ? Got to glow now !
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ? The Masked-quito !
What has antlers and sucks blood ? A moose-quito !
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ? To improve his bite !
What is a mosquito's favourite sport ? Skin-diving !
How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ? You slap him and he slaps you back !
What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly ? Try sewing buttons on a mosquito !
What is the most religious insect ? A mosque-ito !