New jokes
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What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code ? A morese-quito !
Why are mosquitos religious ? They prey on you !
What do insects learn at school ? Mothmatics !
How do you make a butterfly ? Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !
What insect lives on nothing ? A moth, because it eats holes
What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ? An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !
How do stones stop moths eating your clothes ? Because rolling stones gather no moths !
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ? He wanted to see the floor show !
What's the biggest moth in the world ? A mammoth !
Why was the moth so unpopular ? He kept picking holes in everything !