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Why was the glow worm unhappy ? Because her children weren't that bright !
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ? Light ale !
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ? A dirty kid !
What did the maggot say to another ? What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !
What did the woodworm say to the chair ? It's been nice gnawing you !
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ? it has a blue light !
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ? They can lighten your load !
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ? Where in earth have you been !
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ? Very big worm holes in your garden !
What makes a glow worm glow ? A light meal !