New jokes
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What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana.
If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? Slippers !
What is a ghost favorite fruit ? Boonanaa !
Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?
Knock Knock Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ? Banana split so ice creamed !
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.
What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.
What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.
What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.
What is a baby bee? A little humbug.