New jokes
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Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.
Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ? A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !
Q: What is the best Iraqi job ? A: Foreign Ambassador
Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?" A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off.
Q: What is Iraq's national bird ? A: Duck
Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people.
Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Two paratrooper recruits in a plane: - Are you crazy, Vasily? You are going to jump without a parachute. - Is it mandatory to wear it? - Sure. It's raining outside.
Recruits were shocked at the language the sergeant used in their unit. During a smoke break one young soldier asked: "Sergeant, where did you le-arn your language?" "Learnit, hell, it's a gift," proudly informed the NCO.