New jokes
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Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They're always switching their tails!
Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!
Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery? Because it gets you nowhere!
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!
You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all. Well neither can a fence!
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ? A seahorse !
What is the slowest racehorse in the world ? A clotheshorse !
A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler. "Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?" "No, just one," replied the horseman. "If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!"
Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.