New jokes
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Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ? Because they're both full of stuffing !
What do you call a very rude bird ? A mockingbird !
Where do birds meet for coffee ? In a nest-cafe !
How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ? With it's sparrowchute !
What is green and pecks on trees ? Woody Wood Pickle !
What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ? Fowl play !
Which bird is always out of breath ? A puffin !
What's got six legs and can fly long distances ? Three swallows !
Why did the owl, owl ? Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !
What do you call a crate of ducks ? A box of quackers !