New jokes
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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? It said "concentrate" on it!
A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!
Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer? She fell in the sink!
How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!
How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright? Shine a torch in her ear!
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!
What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but never see any!
I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts.... she gave me change!
Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!