New jokes
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Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear? Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
What did one bell say to the other? "Be my valenchime!"
What happened when the monster kissed his one true love? He left lip prints on the mirror!
What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love? A stupid Cupid!
What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? "I love you a ton!"
A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. 'Why don't you play with your friends?' he asked. 'Because I only have one friend,' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'
Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Don't complain. It only leaks when it rains.
Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Shh! Don't make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one.
Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: That's what we said in the camp ads. Running water in every cabin!
The Counselor was greeting the new campers. 'So you decided to come to camp,' she said to one. 'Nope,' the camper answered. 'I was sent to camp!'