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Marriage is nature's way of preventing people from fighting with strangers.
When Mr. Maxwell's wife left him he couldn't sleep. "She took the bed!"
Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like curling irons. They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
Men are like mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.