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The Counselor was talking to the campers about safety. She said 'Don't climb any trees. If you fall down and break a leg, don't come running to me!'
The head Counselor gathered all the campers together. To get their attention, the Counselor called out, 'Order! Order!' In a flash someone shouted out, 'Hamburger, coke and fries!'
At the end of camp, Julie won the prize for neatest trunk. Her mother was amazed. 'How did your trunk get so neat?' she asked her messy daughter. 'It was easy,' said Julie. 'I just never unpacked!'
New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes. Old camper: That's right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!
On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: 'What is the best part of the camp?' One wise guy answered, 'Going home!'
One day the counsellor got a phone call. It was from a camper who had been at camp the summer before. The old camper said, 'I thought of camp yesterday.' 'Why?' the counsellor asked. 'Where were you?' 'At the garbage dump!' the old camper answered.
Sammy: My parents are sending me to camp. Tammy: Why? Do you need a vacation? Sammy: No. They do!
Steve wrote home. 'I'm glad you named me Steve,' he said in the letter. 'Why?' asked his mother in her reply. 'Because that's what all the kids at camp call me,' he wrote back.
Meg's mother was visiting her daughter at camp. 'How did you find the steak dinner?' she asked. 'With a magnifying glass!'
Pierre was a camper from France. In his honour, Jenny sang a French song in the talent show. But she didn't sing very well. 'Does that make you homesick?' someone asked Pierre. 'No,' he answered. 'Just sick sick!'