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John was hard at work with the broom in his family's tent. His mother came in and said, 'That's nice. Are you sweeping out the tent?' 'No,' John answered. 'I'm sweeping out the dirt.'
Terry and Debbie were camping with their parents deep in the woods. 'How far is it to town?' Terry wanted to know. 'Six miles,' said Debbie. 'That's too far to walk,' Terry replied. 'It's not too bad,' Debbie said. 'We can each walk three miles!'
Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake? Betty: That's impossible. A garter snake is not poisonous. Bob: It doesn't have to be if it can make you jump off a cliff!
The Rocky Mountains are very big and far apart. It takes a long time for an echo to bounce back off one of these mountains. One night, a camper in the Rockies went to sleep early. But before climbing into his sleeping bag he yelled, 'Time to get up.' And eight hours later the echo came back and woke him up!
Dawn was breaking over the camp grounds. Tony and Steve were lying in their tent. 'That was a terrible thunder and lightening storm last night,' Tony announced. Steve turned to him and said, 'Why didn't you wake me up? You know I can't sleep during a storm!'
Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg? Because they're both cracked!
How much is 5Q and 5Q? 10Q. "You're welcome. "
How is a bell obedient? It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).
Why was the banker bored? Because he lost interest in everything.
Why can't you keep secrets in a bank? Because of all the tellers.