New jokes
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Q. What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship? A. Telling you his real name.
Q. What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups? A. Put the remote control between his toes.
Q. Why can't men get mad cow disease? A. Because they're all pigs.
Q. Why do men like smart women? A. Opposites attract.
Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow.
Q. Why do men like love at first site? A. It saves them a lot of time.
Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Q. How can you tell if a man is happy? A. Who cares?
Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends.