New jokes
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How can you tell if a man is cheating on you? He has a bath more than once a month.
How do you confuse a man? You don't - they're born that way.
When do men insist that women are illogical? When a woman doesn't agree with them.
Where's the safest place to hide money from a man? Under the soap
Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks? So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.
How are men like carpet tiles? If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.
Why do so few men end up in Heaven? They never stop to ask directions.
What do you call a man who opens the car door for you? A chauffeur.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? No one knows, it's never happened.
How many men does it take to make popcorn? Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove.