New jokes
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Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men? A. No phone numbers.
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of? Being stuck in a lift with the Spice girls.
Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment? A mental hospital.
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away? 1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
What do you do if your bank account stops working? Throw the guy out of the house.
Why are men like paper cups? They're disposable
why don't men do laundry? cause the washer and dryer don't run on remote control!
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.