New jokes
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Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you? Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ? Because the poor didn't have any !
How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company? He was shocked.
If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first? The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).
If you want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut? Because silence is golden.
What did the man do when he got a big gas bill? He exploded.
Where can you always find money? In the dictionary.
How can you double your money? Look at it in a mirror.
What kind of money do monsters use? Weirdo (weird dough).
Why are diapers like $10 bills? Because you have to change them.