New jokes
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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert? Bumpkin pie!
Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner? He was exceeding the feed limit!
What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? "Pleased to eat you!"
What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat? A bigger target.
How do you stop a monster from smelling? Cut off his nose.
Where do you find monster snails? On the end of monsters fingers.
Where do space monsters live? In far distant terror-tory.
What's the difference between a monster and a mouse? A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.
Did you hear about the monster with five legs? His trousers fit him like a glove.
What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass? A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.