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A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see, he was $15 in arrears.
Did you hear about the monster with one eye at the back of his head, and one at the front? He was terribly moody because he couldn't see eye to eye with himself.
Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.
Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze? So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.
What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes? You can't mash Frankenstein.
Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing? Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.
What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot.
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster? HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done? At the ugly parlour.
What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block.