New jokes
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Is there a mouse in the house ? No, but there's a moose on the loose !
When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When it's raining cats and dogs !
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them ? Mice Krispies !
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty looks from the mouse !
What's the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse !
What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield !
What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ? Stalagmice !
What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !
Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !