New jokes
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Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route.
Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way.
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?? A: Because they can understand them.
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: Because she loved children.
Q.What are the worst six years in a blonde's life? A: Third Grade.
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes.
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading.
Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.