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What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!
"This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"
Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
"Were any famous men born on your birthday?" "No, only little babies."
For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater. So they gave him a sumo wrestler!
Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!