New jokes
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Q: Which way did the programmer go? A: He went DATA way!
What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant-digestion!
What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion? Anta-Seltzer!
Who's the aardvark's favorite female vocalist? Bearbara Streis-ant!
Who's aardvark's favorite male singer? Frank Sinostril!
What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's songs? It's Been an Aards Day's Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An aardvark with the sniffles!
What does an aardvark use when he has a cold? An ant-ihistamine!
What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails? Snout about!
What does the aardvark take sailing? An aard ark!