New jokes
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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up? Garbage collectors.
What do piggys take when they are sick? Pigicillin!
What do pigs do on nice afternoons? They go on pignics.
What do pigs drive? Pig-up trucks!
What do pigs like with chow mein? Sooey sauce.
What do you call a crafty pig? CunningHam
What do you call a lady pig planting seeds? A sow sow.
What do you call a pig in a steel foundry? A pig pig.
What do you call a pig that took a plane? Swine flu!
What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar!