New jokes
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What would happen if pigs could fly? Bacon would go up!
What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head? Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine?
When is a pig an ecologist? When he recycles garbage into ham.
When pigs get a toothache, who do they see?' Painless Porker.
When pigs have a party, who jumps out of the cake? Nobody. The pigs all jump in.
Where did the piglets study their ABC's? At a school for higher loining.
Where do bad pigs go? They get sent to the pen.
Where do retired pigs go for warm weather? The tropigs!
Where does a woodsman keep his pigs? In his hog cabin!
Where is the most open green space in New York City? Central Pork