New jokes
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office? They do it right first time.
What does it mean to come home to a man who'll give you some love and tenderness? You're in the wrong house.
Why do men act like idiots? Who says they're acting?
How do you lose fourteen stone of fat? Dump him.
How can you tell if a man is cheating on you? He has a bath more than once a month.
How do you confuse a man? You don't - they're born that way.
When do men insist that women are illogical? When a woman doesn't agree with them.
Where's the safest place to hide money from a man? Under the soap
Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks? So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.