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Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it." "Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?" asked the second. "You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way - 'Take a clean dish and....'"
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind 2. No business.
Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men? A: It changes their blood type.
Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner? A. In the pages of a romance novel.
Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men? A. No phone numbers.
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of? Being stuck in a lift with the Spice girls.
Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment? A mental hospital.
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away? 1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.