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Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly? Director: Let's just say she'd look better on radio than on TV.
Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress? Because she always makes up.
What kind of star wears sunglasses? A movie star.
What is an Actor? A man who tries to be everything but himself
What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ? Gnus - readers !
What do you call a fight between film actors ? Star wars !
What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ? Collie-wood !
Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !
Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax? A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.