New jokes
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Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.
Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light.
Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car? A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.
Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.
Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin? A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.
Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo? A: Write 'pp, espressivo'.
Q: What's the definition of a nerd? A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.
Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud? A: You can almost hear them.
Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder? A: You can't!