New jokes
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Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ? Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me ?
Our teacher talks to herself does yours ? Yes, but she does't realise it, she thinks we're actually listening !
Teacher: Why didn't you answer me ? Pupil: I did, I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !
Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off. Pupil: You have my permission !
The brain is a wonder ful thing Why do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class !
Be sure that you go straight home after school I can't, I live just round the corner !
Playing truant from school is like a credit card Fun now, pay later !
Laugh and the class laughs with you. But you get detention alone !
Teacher: Where is the English Channel ? Pupil: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ? Pupil: Because it can't sit down !