New jokes
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Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!
Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: What did the blonde's dentist find? A: Teeth in the cavity.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A: A vacant posession.
Q: What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ? A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names ?!!?"
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school? A: She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever.
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus VAT
Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: Because they can spell it.