New jokes
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Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games? So that they can pack the defence!
Where do old bowling balls end up? In the gutter!
Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet? Player: I finished it in three days!
What part of a football pitch smells nicest? The scenter spot!
What's the chilliest ground in the premiership? Cold Trafford!
How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle? Somebody took a corner!
Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!
What did they call Dracula when he won the league? The champire!
Which England player keeps up the fuel supply? Paul gas coin!
Manager: I'll give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a year's time? Young player: OK, I'll come back in a year's time!