New jokes
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What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.
What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home? A search warren!
What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? A harebrush.
What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
What's a rabbits' favorite book? Hop on Pop.
What's a rabbits' favorite dance? The bunny hop.
What's a rabbits' favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
What's a rabbits' favorite musical? Hare.
What's a rabbits' favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."
What's a rabbits' favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.