New jokes
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Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers!
What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales!
Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale!
What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time!
Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth!
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.
What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really!
How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.
What is a buttress? A female goat.
One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"