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What asks no question but demands an answer? A doorbell or a ringing telephone.
What did the man say when he got a big phone bill? "Who said talk is cheap?"
Why is an engaged girl like a telephone? Because they both have rings.
If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get? Snappy talk.
What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth? Tooth (truth) or Consequences.
What helps keep your teeth together? Toothpaste.
Why are false teeth like stars? Because they come out at night.
What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ? Dental floss !
What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ? The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !
If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get? Snippy answers.