New jokes
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What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone.
Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time? Because she was an operetta (operator).
Who invented the telephone? The Phoenicians (phone-itions).
How do Iranians speak on the telephone? Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).
How did the telephones get married ? In a double ring ceremony !
What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ? A parson to parson call !
What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ? A wedding ring !
What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ? A lot of crackling on the line !
When doesn't a telephone work underwater? When it's wringing wet!
Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriend's line has been busy for an hour? Operator: No, but if you hum a few bars, I might be able to sing along with you.