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What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler? Ringworm!
How do scaredy-cats answer the phone? Yellow?
How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone? Mellow.
Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire? She wanted to lay it on the line!
How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? They both have rings!
What did the answering machine say to the telephone? Take my word for it.
How does a cheerleader answer the phone? H-E-L-L-O!
How does a lobster answer the phone? Shello?
How does a door chime answer the phone? Bella?
How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone? You get a frizzy signal!