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How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone? You get a tizzy signal!
What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone? He grew up to be a bellhop!
When does a horse talk on the phone? Whinny wants to!
How does a football player make phone calls? On a touch-down phone.
How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!
How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls? Collect!
What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!
What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!
What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash? Tele-Scope.
A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. "Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is speaking or where the voices are coming from?" asked the psychiatrist. "As a matter of fact, I do," said the patient. "And when does this happen?" asked the psychiatrist. "Oh," said the patient, "when I answer the telephone."